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  This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously.

  Copyright © 2018 by Chibundu Onuzo

  First published in the United Kingdom in 2017 by Faber & Faber

  First published in the United States in 2018 by Catapult (catapult.co)

  All rights reserved

  Ebook ISBN: 978-1-936787-81-4

  Catapult titles are distributed to the trade by Publishers Group West

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  Library of Congress Control Number: 2017950942

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  To God be the glory

  Contents

  I. Zombie

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  II. Monday Morning in Lagos

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  III. Water No Get Enemy

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Chapter 48

  Chapter 49

  Chapter 50

  Chapter 51

  Chapter 52

  Chapter 53

  Chapter 54

  Chapter 55

  Chapter 56

  Chapter 57

  Chapter 58

  Chapter 59

  Chapter 60

  Chapter 61

  Chapter 62

  Chapter 63

  Chapter 64

  Chapter 65

  Chapter 66

  Chapter 67

  Chapter 68

  Chapter 69

  Epilogue

  Acknowledgments

  I

  Zombie

  1

  Bayelsa

  EVENING SWEPT THROUGH THE Delta: half an hour of mauve before the sky bruised to black. It was Chike Ameobi’s twelfth month as an officer in Bayelsa, twelve months on the barren army base. His first sight of the base had been on an evening like this, bumping through miles of bush, leaves pushing through the open window, insects flying up his nostrils and down the dark passages of his ears. They came to a clearing of burned soil with charred stumps still rooted in it. Out of this desolation had risen the grey walls of his new home. Later, he would note the birds perched on the loops of barbed wire wheeling around the base. He would spot the garganeys and ruffs gliding through the sky, their long migration from Europe almost over.

  He had grown quite fond of the canteen he was making his way to now, a low, squat building with thick plastic sheets tacked to the windows, the walls crumbling with damp. Officers and lower ranks sauntered into the building in an assortment of mufti: woolen bobble hats and black T-shirts, wrappers knotted over the arm or tied around the waist, the slovenly slap of slippers flip-flopping their way inside.

  Colonel Benatari sat by the door, watching the soldiers file past. Chike’s commanding officer was a stocky box of a man, his bulk filling the head of his table. The most senior officers on the base flanked the colonel. They ate from a private stash of food cooked separately in the kitchen. There was always a struggle to clear the colonel’s table, lower ranks jostling for the remnants of fresh fish and the dregs of wine left over in the bell-shaped crystal glasses.

  Chike threaded his way through the hall, edging past square wooden tables and round plastic ones, past benches, stools, and armless chairs, no piece of furniture matched to another. His platoon was already seated.

  He was in charge of twenty-three men, charged to lead them in battle and inspect their kit, to see to their hygiene and personal grooming. They were all still in uniform, not a single button undone. When he sat down, they stretched their hands, the clenched fists of their salutes blooming like doorknobs on each wrist. The conversation did not stop.

  “Oh boy, you see Tina today? That her bobby.”

  “What of her nyash?”

  “Like drum.”

  “I go beat am.”

  “Nah me go beat am first.”

  “You think she go ’gree for you?”

  “Why she no go ’gree?”

  Tina was a new kitchen worker. His men could talk of little else these days. Chike, too, had opinions on whether Tina was more beautiful than Ọmọtọla but he knew not to add to these conversations. If he spoke, they would listen politely and then continue, a column of ants marching around a boulder.

  Still, he ate dinner with them instead of joining the junior officers’ table. He felt an officer should know the men he was in charge of even though these soldiers under his command would rather not be known. They obeyed his orders but questions about their lives and families were met with a silent hostility. His only friend was Private Yẹmi Ọkẹ, the lowest-ranked man in his platoon, now seated next to him and eating his beans without bothering to pick out the weevils. It was the fourth day in a row they were eating beans and dodo but Yẹmi did not seem to mind.

  “Did you shoot today?” Chike whispered to him.

  “No.”

  “Good. Meet me by the generator hut when you finish.”

  There were a few slices of dodo left on Chike’s plate, overripe and soggy with oil. Yẹmi would eat them before coming. Chike left the canteen and went outside to wait for his friend.

  NIGHT HAD COME, AND with it the sense that Chike could be anywhere. The sky was wide and open, the stars visible in a way he never grew used to. The militants would be out in the creeks tonight, piercing the pipes that crisscrossed the region, sucking out oil, insects drawing on the lifeblood of the country. The army would be out too, patrolling the waters.

  He stood with his back to the generator hut, the tremor of the machine passing through him. It drank more than two hundred liters of diesel each day, its belly never satisfied. The land sloped away from him, a scattering of buildings and tents running down the mild incline of their base. Soldiers clustered in groups, their cigarette ends glowing like fireflies. The air was warm and heavy, almost too thick to breathe. It was the flaring that did that, great bonfires of gas burning night and day like stars.

  The oil companies worked at all hours, filling and floating barrels of oil to overseas markets that decided what they were worth: fifty dollars today, a hundred tomorrow, and the whole of Nigeria’s fortunes rose and fell on what foreigners would pay for her sweet crude. Chike had seen the spills, black poison running over the waters, fish gone, fishermen displaced, flora destroyed. Who was to blame? Not for a soldier to answer.

  He saw Yẹmi approaching in his slow, loping gait.

  “Sah,” Yẹmi said, saluting when he arrived.

  Chike returned his salute.

  “At ease. You were saying.”

  “I no shoot. When Colonel order u
s to kill that boy, I ready my gun, aim, put my finger for trigger but I no fire am.”

  “I didn’t either,” Chike said. “When those white journalists came, I should have found a way to talk to them. I should have whispered to them that they should look out for freshly turned soil. Must we destroy a whole village before people start to notice?”

  The futility of his and Yẹmi’s resistance, the cowardice of it, fingers bent but never pressing down. They would be found out. Someone would notice their limp index fingers or see them slipping their unused ammunition into the creeks. But for their sanity, he and Yẹmi must register their protest in some way.

  Chike had not taken much notice of the lowest-ranking member of his platoon until he came upon him one day, crying.

  “Nah young girl. E no good,” was all Yẹmi would say. There were others who felt the same about the woman shot for allegedly harboring militants but the only protest he had heard voiced was from the runt of his platoon. Their friendship had begun then, an unequal one where he gave the orders and Yẹmi obeyed, but a friendship nonetheless, based on their mutual distaste for the colonel. A treasonous friendship.

  The 9 p.m. bell clanged. The generator would go off in half an hour; the water would dry up soon after, the electric pumping machines silent till morning.

  “Sah, I wan’ wash my cloth,” Yẹmi said.

  “Dismissed. Thank you for your report.”

  Chike walked to the room he shared with three other junior officers. The space was small for four men, eight foot by twelve with only one window, but they were all disciplined, neat with their possessions and clothing. A single naked bulb hung from the ceiling, drawing a lampshade of insects to its hot glass surface. His roommates would be in the junior officers’ mess, a tent he rarely went to these days. There was a bottle of gin passed around and drunk in thimblefuls, there was a radio with a long spoke of an antenna, and there was guilt, evident in how fast the alcohol disappeared.

  He sat on his bottom bunk and unbuttoned his shirt before drawing out a slim Bible from his pocket. He read the Bible often now, flicking to a new passage each day, one evening on the plains of Jericho, the next in the belly of a whale, sunlight streaming through the blowhole and into his underwater cell. He liked the improbable images, flakes of manna falling like dandruff from the sky; the formal language of thees and thous, begetting and betrothing betwixt the Jordan and the Red Sea. There were stories of rebellion in the book, of slaves standing up to their masters and waters parting for their escape. Things were less straightforward in real life.

  He lay down and stared at the wooden slats of the bed above him, the Bible unopened by his side. His bunkmate had stuck Nollywood starlets to his portion of wall: actresses Chike did not recognize, clutching handfuls of synthetic hair and thrusting their hips at the camera. Chike’s patch of wall was blank. He had put up a picture of himself and his mother, her arm around his waist, her head below his chest, and her left hand raised to the camera, asking the photographer to wait. As the months passed, the hand became a warning, an accusation, a signal from beyond the grave. The photograph was facedown in his trunk now, stowed away under his bed.

  Even to witness Benatari’s crimes was to take part in them. There were strict rules of engagement, fixed codes detailing how soldiers should deal with a civilian population, and the colonel had broken every one. Chike could desert, drop his gun and run off into the darkness one night. He could abscond to Port Harcourt, or Benin or perhaps even Lagos, any large city, with backstreets and crowded houses he could disappear into.

  And what would he do when he got there? He was not fit for life outside the army. His four years on military scholarship studying zoology at university had proved that to him. He had held his first gun at twelve: induction week at the Nigerian Military School at Zaria. By fourteen, he could crawl a mile under barbed wire, shoot accurately from a hundred paces, lob a grenade, curving it in a neat arc that landed on its target. He was nothing more and nothing less than a soldier. He closed his eyes and willed himself to sleep, anxious over what new blood the next day would bring.

  2

  THE NEWS THAT TWO sentries had been killed was all over the base the next morning. No one in the ranks saw the bodies before they were buried. Breakfast was stale bread with a watery egg stew, eaten with murmuring throughout the dining hall. After breakfast Colonel Benatari assembled the entire base of almost a thousand soldiers on the dirt expanse that served as their parade ground. The colonel was dressed in full regalia, his hand resting on the hilt of a sword. “It is with great sadness that I report the loss of two brave soldiers. We have been gentle with these people because our superiors have told us to promote national unity. They don’t know what is on ground. The Niger Delta is not a place for ideas. I am from here and I know. You tell an Ijaw man about nation building, all he wants to know is what’s for lunch. These are stomach people and it is time to show them we are muscle people. This evening, we attack!”

  The colonel’s wildness seemed barely constrained by his starched uniform. Hair spilled out of his collar and cuffs, climbing down to his knuckles and creeping up his Adam’s apple. Chike sensed that if permitted, the colonel would string the scalps of his enemies into a belt and do away with the leather-and-steel contraption that encircled his waist.

  No work was given that day. No marching in the afternoon. Double lunch rations. A smoggy expectation hung over the base. Tina was not in the canteen today. Was she a spy, Chike wondered.

  CHIKE’S PLATOON WAS CHOSEN. His men were skittish in the back of the van, knees knocking, starting at every sound in the bush. They all wore charms, amulets, and talismans strung around their necks to ward off evil. Their battalion had been cursed so many times. After each execution, the victim’s mother or sister, or aunt or grandmother or wife, would call on native deities to devour them, half-fish, half-man gods to swallow them up. The land was against them, the water, the air, conspiring to smother and drown and bury them alive.

  At any moment they could be ambushed. There was no tarred road, just this narrow path with the bush pressing close, leaves and branches swishing against the bodies of the vans. A hundred men in total snaked quietly to the village, the line of vans rolling forward slowly, headlights dimmed with strips of dark paper. At night, the Delta was as it had been centuries ago, black and seething with spirits.

  The moon appeared, a full white disk spilling light on the thatched mud huts and squat concrete bungalows that lined the village entrance. The colonel was in the first van. He was always first in an attack. Chike’s men said bullets bent when they touched Colonel Benatari, that metal bounced off skin made impenetrable by juju. He saw the colonel now, walking into the village with his indestructible body, a compact black shape with a line of soldiers following him. They flung petrol on every roof they passed, quick and efficient in their movements.

  The first hut bloomed into flame, and the next and the next, a garden of orange flowers. Was it the heat that drew the villagers from their huts or the smell of smoke? Village men were dashing into houses and rescuing the bric-a-brac of their lives, boxes, chairs, clothes bundled and dumped by the feet of their families. Women were carrying babies and smacking children that strayed too far from the family group. Chike and his platoon stood by their vans, watching this scene and waiting for their orders.

  “When you hear the gunfire on that side, start shooting. Between us, these murderers will be destroyed.”

  The voice belonged to Major Waziri, a thin, pallid man with a loud voice.

  “And what if we refuse?” Chike asked.

  “Who said that? Anyone who refuses will be shot.”

  The villagers’ panic was giving way to common sense. Some were still blindly surging into their homes and emerging with items that would be useless without a roof over their heads: bedsteads and pots and kerosene stoves. But most were organizing themselves into firefighting units. Buckets of water appeared, thrown wildly and then with precision on the largest part of
the flames. The humid air was on their side. One house was doused and another, then another. The women joined in. Even the children. They were winning when Colonel Benatari opened fire.

  Chike had seen it enough times, civilians, at the sound of gunfire, dispersing like light spreading from a source. Mothers forgot children, husbands left wives, the old were pushed down and trampled.

  “Fire!” Major Waziri said.

  For a moment, there was silence. Only Colonel Benatari and his contingent were shooting. This is a mutiny, Chike thought. Unplanned and unconcerted, they had all decided to revolt. Then the first gun stuttered into life and the others found their voice.

  “Let’s go now before we take part in this,” Chike said.

  The men of his platoon turned when he spoke, fingers relaxing from triggers. Chike did not know the words that would make them drop their guns. Perhaps if he had led them, really led them instead of only giving orders, they would have followed him.

  “Oya make we go,” Yẹmi said, “I don tire for this their army.”

  3

  THE TWO SOLDIERS WALKED through the night with Chike leading. They would make their way to Yenagoa, the closest city, and from there find a bus to Port Harcourt or Benin or perhaps even Lagos. Even now, Benatari might already be searching for them. In theory, they should be given a chance to defend their refusal to carry out the colonel’s order. In theory.

  They still carried their guns, another crime to add to their desertion, but it would have been too dangerous to wander through this bush unarmed. Morning was already starting to show. Without hesitating, any party of militants that came upon them would kill them.

  “Remove your shirt,” Chike said to Yẹmi. They could do nothing about their trousers, which announced their occupation, camouflaging nothing.

  “I wan’ rest,” Yẹmi said.

  “We stop when we reach the main road.”

  “I never drink water. I no fit.”

  Chike eyed Yẹmi but his former subordinate did not drop his gaze.

  “At ease,” he said, just before Yẹmi flopped to the ground. The semblance of command must remain until they reached Yenagoa. After that, they could go their separate ways. For now, two were better than one.